NATIONAL STRING OF LIGHTER THEFTS HAS OFFICIALS BOGGLED

alwaysLit Lighter Caddy Hailed As Only Surefire Protection

Against Would-Be Robbers


National Law Enforcement officials announced a warning today for citizens across the country as a new criminal element has successfully infiltrated people's houses, cars, offices, purses and pockets, stealing their most useful commodity: their lighters.*

Officials are not yet sure if the robberies are tied into a large-scale organized crime movement or are random events aimed at disrupting smokers from their daily pleasures.

Agents working on the undercover sting, codenamed “BEWARE: THE LIGHTER THIEF,” have so far refused to give specific identities for those being investigated. One source, on the condition of anonymity, described the thief as a man or woman, of short-medium-tall height, blonde-brunette-reddish hair and eyes. The thief is an expert in lighter pocketing and deceitfully playing dumb when asked: “Has anyone seen my lighter?”

Officials are advising the public to fight back, recommending the brand new alwaysLit lighter caddy. With it comes the promise that you’ll “Never Lose Your Lighter Again.”

The retractable device comes in three versions sized for a cigarette pack, a large pipe and a small pipe – and slides directly onto the cigarette pack or pipe. The alwaysLit keeps your lighter attached at all times -- just slide a lighter into the lighter holder, pull, light up and release.

The cigarette pack version comes with an optional belt clip so the cigarettes can be attached to a belt, car visor, inside of a purse or dozens of other places that keep your lighter safe from evildoers. The alwaysLit is adjustable and fits most pipe sizes. The alwaysLit works with all disposable lighters.

Available at www.alwayslit.com and in select stores, the caddy, named “One of the Best Inventions of 2007” by its inventor, comes in four colors: Baby Pink, Dark Blue, Black and Cherry Red and retails for $5.00. The alwaysLit lighter caddy pays for itself when you don’t have to replace lost lighters.


Help law enforcement officials put an end to this heinous string of crimes by purchasing an alwaysLit. Please protect your valuable property by joining the neighborhood watch group -- become a friend of the alwaysLit at myspace.com/alwayslit.

Legal Disclaimer: Our lawyer said we had to put a legal disclaimer on the press release for those tragically born without a sense of humor. No, there is not an international law enforcement investigation into the rampant theft of lighters. The founders of alwaysLit demanded one but were rebuffed. Your alwaysLit will still keep your lighter safe and may indeed end up making you a happier person.

alwaysLit, alwaysLit.com and “Beware:The Lighter Thief” all registered trademarks of Quo Vadimus, LLC.

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